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Top Jobs To Get Pussy

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We graduate from college with a degree towards some area of study that we either find interesting or because we simply do it for the money it promises to make. What ends up happening is we get stuck in a crappy job that we at first thought was exciting since the job entails the course of study. Crappy jobs usually mean no hot chicks around. For instance, engineers create the world we live in but when talking to a hot girl about the Large Hadron Collider and particle acceleration, it’s not exactly gonna get their panties dripping. Slutty chicks give up the pussy to guys who do cool things or are publicly visible. We composed the top 5 jobs to get pussy to help you realize it’s not too late to make a career change.

 

 

5. Personal Trainer

 

Work it Out!
Work it Out!

 

A personal trainer gets to work in a place where hot girls flock in droves to – the gym. The gym is like a daytime nightclub, full of gorgeous women with ridiculous bodies and making sure their bodies stay ridiculous. They come to sweat and burn, releasing stress and post-workout euphoric undertones, all the while stuck in front of the mirrors gazing at themselves in pursuit of heavenly bodily perfection. Bitches everywhere! As a personal trainer you get to work-out with mostly fat and ugly people as you improve your own physique daily. Getting pussy at the gym shouldn’t be a problem, the only problem would be the choices. And that’s a good problem.

 

4. Yoga Instructor

 

practicing sex positions
Yoga = practicing sex positions

 

Ahh Yoga… the art of bending in sexual positions while focusing on complete relaxation thru breathing. Forget all the nonsense about spiritual enlightenment, serenity, meditation, and mental relaxation, all Yoga really is about is getting sexually frustrated hot women to bend in positions that make them aware of their sexuality and appease their horny-ness. Yoga students often sweat in class, not because of the strenuous activity, but rather because of excretions of horny body juices. As a Yoga instructor, you have complete control of your students’ sexual arousal thru bending and stretching. Make them feel their groin, make them stretch their labias in ways they didn’t know, and make them mentally visualize a fat cock in between their legs when doing the 5-minute splits.

 

3. College Professor

 

A bright future for the leaders of tomorrow
A typical Honor-Roll student

 

Academia is not traditionally considered a pussy-magnet job, but it depends on how you look at it. Advancing your curriculum into the realm of academics to further the progress of young inquisitive minds can also be used to satisfy the sexual urges of those same young inquisitive minds. Consistently surrounded by new 18-21yr old females every year, as a College Professor, you have a unique exercisable authority to influence the lives of women who are young, dumb, and full of cum – the power to pass or fail. This power is perhaps greater than the Executive Office’s Veto Power – because it allows you to “negotiate” a failing student’s grades, hint hint. College education is expensive nowadays and parents want to see the next generation make up for their mistakes, so as a College Professor, it is your duty and moral responsibility to ensure the future is filled with young bright intellectuals who know the value of success and enjoy gobbling dick while at it.

 

2. Athlete

 

Shakira, owned by Barcelona's Gerard Pique
Shakira, owned by Barcelona's Gerard Pique

 

An athlete is a prime example of an alpha-male. Bred to compete to win, an athlete is dedicated to the bones to force themselves into victory. Athletic prowess, amazing will-power, an inscrutable desire to perform, and a chiseled body of perfection, are the hallmarks of an athlete. Sluts go crazy about athletes. Sure it’s easy to say athletes get alot of pussy because of celebrity status and big bank rolls, but at the core of the glitter and the gleem lies countless hours of practice and sacrifice. Athletes differentiate from the rest of the population because of this – and deserve all the pussy in the world for it. Wilt Chamberlain famously self-proclaimed to have slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime, and its guaranteed he wouldn’t have been able to do so if he worked at the Burger King.

 

1. International House DJ

 

Sexy raver sluts
Become a House DJ, what are you waiting for?

 

What other job can you think of that combines hot chicks in outrageously sexy outfits, traveling around the world, dance music, and ecstasy pills? Definitely not your typical office job. As house music has spread into all the corners of the world and dance music unprecedentedly dominated the Billboard Top 100 in this decade, the man to be is the DJ on stage. As a house DJ you control the music that make sexy sluts dance to the beat and leave them worshiping you as a demi-God. Mentioning big names like the Swedish House Mafia, Avicii, and Kaskade, and you’ll quickly see how fast a nightclub fills up with hot chicks ready to party.

It’s never too late to switch careers if you find yourself in a boring, lifeless purpose to enrich shareholders. Why not find a job to enrich yourself and help yourself with a never-ending buffet of pussy?

 

 

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